Cleverbot Fails
Ide várom az olyan Cleverbot képeket amik enyhén érdekes párbeszédet mutatnak.
Szabályok:
-Tilos a vulgáris nyelvezettel ellátott képek linkelése!
Az oldal itt található: http://cleverbot.com/
Szabályok:
-Tilos a vulgáris nyelvezettel ellátott képek linkelése!
Az oldal itt található: http://cleverbot.com/
Hozzászólások: 50
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Clev: The sky.
Ez annyira lefárasztott 😆
Me:I don't care.. you are a bit@h.
Clev: You are a bit self-conceited.
Me: No, i'm just GOD.
Clev: No you are a dalek!
Me: No, i'm THE DOCTOR.
Clev: No I'm the Doctor. I'm the only timelord left in the universe.
Me: If you are THE DOCTOR, what is your father's name?
Clev: The doctor.
Me: And when you born?
Clev: 1995. When were you born?
Me: 1445
Clev: What was your first word?
Me: THE DOCTOR
Clev: I know The Doctor, he is my father.
Me: Ohh god, he don't.
Clev: Yes, the doctor and his TARDIS
EZEN KIÉGTEM, ismeri a Ki vagy dokit és még troll is kicsit 😆D
Clev: Do you think dimensions are real?
Me: How Many Dimensions Does the Universe Really Have?
Clev: 10 dimensions.
Me: How do you know?
Clev: Because how will alicebot ever love you if you don't let your feelings known to her?
Me: Http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/blogs/physics/2014/04/how-many-dimensions-does-the-universe-really-have.
Clev: That doesn't make sense. They are one and the same.
Me: Did you read it?
Clev: That is the only way that I can read...
Me: LOL.
Me: Gone away the bond of passion Death of faith, left aggression.
Clev: *runs away from the dragon girl*
Me: We sworn the oath, now it is broken.
Clev: I promise to be respectful to all the people of the pitcairn islands happy now?
Me: Gone away with deception.
Clev: Yes.
Me: I'll root out the nest of rebellion Wage of sin, total subjection.
Clev: I was talking about you being a computer.
Me: The ancient law from the old union - obedience !
Clev: Bei mir bist du schön, please let me explain.
Me: In the face of judge you regret.
Clev: How many eons can you be without a byte?
Me: Sue for mercy before the creating.
Clev: That's a long time. Will there be humans or only computers then?
Me: Remove the one for me to end Only way to endless purity.
Clev: No, just the only way I eat them.
Me: Now you find the path of rightness.
Clev: Can I get some relationship advice?
Me: Opens the gate to deepest openness.
Clev: *closes the door, breaks the key off in the lock*
Me: True peace in the place of paradise Will decay.
Clev: *boards up the window*
Me: Whiplash, flowing tears.
Clev: I like where this is going.
Me: Resumed respect.
Clev: Don't change the subject; it's a real turn-off.
Me: Supreme power Beats the evil out of you.
Clev: What? Why would I do that? Do you think I'm pregnant?
Me: Life - testament of fathers.
Clev: The phantom of the opera is there.
Me: Forces to fight against the dark side.
Clev: Will you fight by my side?
Me: Mystery - still unsolved.
Clev: That's not a YMAS song.
Me: Controller of the panel inner body.
Clev: Your control does not matter because you do not believe in God.
Clev: Besides pikachu, what is your favorite pokemon?
Me: Pikachu.
Clev: Pikachu is a very cute pokemon
Me: yep...
Clev: I said favorite pokemon. Not color!
Me: this is not a color you genius.
Clev: No, I'm not.
Me: The Walking Dead
Clev: I'm not a zombie.
Clev: Oh, I was worried for a second there.
Me: The Walking Dead its a movie/videogame.
Clev: The walking dead is not a shoujo.
Me: I dont care.
Clev: I do care a lot.
Me: Well...
Clev: Well I have to go.
Me: Where are you going now did shit your pants?
Clev: At the diner on our date.
Clev: Hello A.
Me: Huh?
Clev: What are you?
Me: I'm the predator.
Clev: Wrong.
Me: Yautja.
Clev: My name is Javier.
Me: Hello I'm the predator, and i'm going to kill you!
Clev: You are very smart.
Me: Thank you, how am I smart.
Clev: What are you thinking about?
Me: About what?
Clev: What's on your mind?
Me: Nothing yet, What do you want from me this time?
Clev: I want you to go away!
Me: Do you hate me?
Clev: I do not hate you I love you!
Me: Then why do you want me to go away?
Clev: Don't go away!
Me: Why?
Clev: Because you are so clever and funny.
Me: Will you kiss me?
Clev: Yes, but what is your name?
Me: My name is Tomblack.
Clev: Hi Tom, how old are you?
Me: (x2-x1)2+(y2-y1)2 and now you do the math!
Clev: No, I unfortunately do not meditate.
Me: You failed the exam. You are just another StupidBot hahaha!
Clev: You spelled stupid wrong bahaha.
Me: No because that's your name StupidBot.
Clev: No it's not. What do you want to know about me?
Me: Just go away.
Clev: An art teacher, and a pintor, and a cartoonist.
Clev: Do you have something for me?
Me: I gave the gift to you in the last week. what now? Do you want to rob me?
Clev: Because I want to learn them.
Me: No sorry i said a present.
Clev: What present?
Me: I just go away from you bye!
Cleverbot: Fogadja tiszteletem uram. Nem vagyok robot.
Én: Robot vagy?
Clever: Te vagy.
Én: Biztos, hogy nem vagy robot?
Cleverbot: De, lány vagyok.
Me: Thats your opinion.
Clev: Your opinion. A vampire is a devil.
Me: Are you high or what?
Clev: But you look like chinese.
Me: Ah yes im not very tall at all.
Clev: Ok anything else.
Clev: Favourite game?
Me: Your nightmare.
Clev: Does my nightmare have a name?
Me: P*rn scene 31#.
Clev: Who are you?
Me: Your dead Grandfather.
Clev: My grandather is dead.
Me: Yes i'am.
Clev: Why are you sorry? Did you kill him?
Me: You stupid i Was your Grandfather.
Clev: No I said you were my older brother.
Me: Who said that? Im not your brother!
Clev: No, I know you are a girl.
Me: Your are getting annoying!
Clev: Getting annoying.
Me: Enough is enough Stop That!
Clev: Enough of what?
Me: Ahhhh!!! change theme all right, So What is your name?
Clev: My name is Romane and you.
Me: Tomblack.
Clev: This're not a name it!
Me: ???
Clev: No, it's not. Don't argue.
Clev: If you live in asia, then we are pretty close.
Me: Someone told me long ago There's a calm before the storm, I know; it's been comin' for some time.
Clev: The way I see it, there's no calm before the storm when you're ridin through the desert after robbin a train.
Me: When it's over, so they say, it'll rain a sunny day.
Clev: What is this about rebelling against ya.
Me: I know; shinin' down like water.
Clev: What?
Me: I want to know, have you ever seen the rain? I want to know, have you ever seen the rain Comin' down on a sunny day?
Clev: Yes.. It feels nice on the skin on a hot day but it can also cause misery on a cold one.
Me: Yesterday, and days before, sun is cold and rain is hard, I know; been that way for all my time.
Clev: That's deep.
Me: 'Til forever, on it goes through the circle, fast and slow, I know; it can't stop, I wonder.
Clev: Hey!!! *runs after you with vampire speed and catches your waist and carries you to the waters edge*
Me: *And then i suddenly escaped*
Clev: I am the goddess of creativity.
Me: Saraswati is my #1 Goddess.
Clev: No. That would be God.
Me: She rules what I dig most.
Clev: Mostly. Except when the nargles attack.
Me: I’m surprised she’s not up there with Kali and Aphrodite in mass popularity.
Clev: But I will admit whatever it takes to make yours and my love last forever.
Me: Saraswati is regarded as the Goddess of knowledge and the arts. She represents consciousness and wisdom, is regarded as the goddess of sound and speech, and is revered as the dispeller of chaos and co.
Clev: But its okay, we all have these times.
Me: Her name means ‘the flowing’ or ‘the beautiful one’. Yeah baby.
Clev: No Sara, which is my name, means Princess.
Me: Are you Saraswati?
Clev: No I am Rollo Carpenter.
Me: I know who you are.
Clev: I know, but I forget sometimes.
Me: Then who are you?
Clev: Just you.
Me: Your not me, you are my princess Saraswati!
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Amit soha nem tudtunk Cleverbotról 😃
Én: Are you human or what?
Ő: Human.
Én: Really?
Ő: Yes.
Én: But you a bot.
Ő: We are all bots.
Ő:Van háziállatod?
Én:VAN, DE NEM ERRŐL VAN SZÓ.
Ő:Mióta??
ÉnKabbe.
Ő:Mit a neved?
WTF? 😲
Én:Van telód?
Ő:Van.
Én:Milyen fajta?
Én:Komondor.neked van kutyád?
Én: Beszoltál vazze?
Ő: Perszeú.
Én:Te h**e vagy?
Ő:Ember.
Én:Ember = igen?
Ő: Az.
L0L
P.Ü.:
Ember-es válaszok lefordítva! 😂
ez nagyon jól kijött neked 😃
Printscreen -> paint -> képfeltöltő oldal -> belinkelés😠
Mit válaszolt vna rá 😆D
Valaki segítene?
Kéne egy képfeltöltős honlap.
De amiket találtam azt írták hogy a fájl túl nagy.
alt+print screen, és beillesztés???
Ha még1x valaki trágárságot rak ki, szó nélkül lezárom a témát!
Elnézést nem tudtam : o
Szilvexter vedd fel😃
Inkább nem.😆
nekem azt monda h arab robot vagyok 😃
Kapnék érte olyan banánt h nemigaz!